August 2012
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My boyfriend has an unnatural obsession with the Olympics. And mad respect for the athletes. however, he’s terrible with names.
Tonight he called McKayla Maroney macaroni and was legit serious that that was her name.
July 2012
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Falling Forward: The Hater’s Guide To The 2012... →
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This is funny, I don’t really agree with a lot of it, except the diving part rang true tonight…
DIVING. Why are you divers so eager to get out of the water so quickly? Are you fucking allergic to it? You spend half a second in the pool before rushing to your precious chamois. Why are so…
I mean, it’s funny.
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Photo that is not attractive:
one taken while riding a bike wearing a bathing suit and tight-ass triathlon/bike shorts. Ew.
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Triathlon
I got third place in my age group and achieved my goal. Jury’s still out on whether or not I’ll do another. I still don’t love the biking.
Oh, come off, Carolyn…you know you’ll do another.
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There was a woman on the phone in a bathroom stall when I walked in. So now, whoever was on the other end of the phone could hear me pee and also hear my subsequent toilet flush.
You should not put deadlines on dates when you are not in your office. If somebody has a question (I know, I’m a little on the slacker side) then they cannot reach you and meet your deadline.
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I just confessed my inappropriate lustiness for Ryan Lochte to my mother. She said that he was boring and dumb. I told her that I don’t like him for his smarts.
It was a strange conversation, but one in which I was right.
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One of my emergency repair bridge projects won an...
*Highway transportation association. BFD. Yay!
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A Thursday list/brain dump.
It “felt like” 86 degrees this morning at 6:30. Not complaining, just letting y’all know that the three block walk from my vehicle to my building had me sweating bullets. It’s ok because everyone else in the state of SC is doing the same thing.
I have a triathlon on Saturday. It’s my first and it’s a sprint. Meaning: 350 yard swim, 13 mile bike ride and 3.1...
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Busted.
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whiskeybentandhellbound replied to your photo: It’s like 3:15…that makes lounging appropriate,…
LOVE that Target dress.
grrrrrl, I wear it on the regs. can’t stop, won’t stop.
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Baked Cheetos
Best snack ever.
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On the face of it, my zero tolerance approach to... →
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Tumblr, help me decide.
A friend on facebook has two tickets to the Sunday round of the PGA Championship in Kiawah for sale. Kiawah is like 2 hours from Columbia, my boyfriend loves golf, this is a majors tournament, and Adam Scott might be there.
Tickets are $150 each which I believe is pretty much face value (Thursday tickets are $110 + taxes, so I’m extrapolating from there).
So we go, right?
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Two Hippie Chic: Things I abso-fucking-lutely... →
twohippiechic:
Uninformed individuals who talk about gun laws/gun rights and bitch about “anti-gun” people. (“Anti-gun” people who are generally lumped into a misrepresented category of the following: “dirty hippies”, those who do not want guns at all, those who want stricter gun laws, etc.)
See also: If you…
So much this. Also, if you own a gun, I’m just going to assume that...
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WatchSo…there’s an old scrap-yard by our house. One day some people came and dropped off two goats who now live in the scrap yard.
One goat has similar coloring to my dog, Maggie. The other is brown.
My boyfriend and I use “the goats” as a point of reference all of the time. We slow down when we pass the scrap yard to make sure that both goats are accounted for. It’s...
Your BCS Team As A Drug →
sandalsandscandals:
Clemson = Whippits made me chuckle.
Virginia Tech: some sort of clear, home made liquid.
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Shaping up to be a pretty nice Tues/Fri
See what I did there? Because tomorrow (Tuesday) is my Friday.
In other news, I’m in a leadership academy for work where I have to interview a leader whom I admire. Well, I’m doing my interview tomorrow morning. At a Starbucks in town. As part of work. That’s really cool.
(You guys…I work for “the man” so we don’t get to do cool stuff like have breakfast...
