May 2011
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May 31st
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In case you were wondering*
I just looked at my cell phone calls. For funsies ** you know. Anyways, the only people that I ever speak with for more than 10 minutes are my mother and my sister. Once I spoke to an old roommate for a while. And once to one of my bffs. This is in a two month period. I absolutely need to get a life. *you weren’t **I am utterly overwhelmed with work after the 4 day weekend and instead of...
May 31st
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Awkward? I believe so.
In January I was at a friend’s house to watch the Superbowl. While there, I was talking to some of his other friends. Found out that one was an orthodontist who works in the same practice where I get my invisalign. Jump to today. Homegirl was my ortho. Nothing says awkward like somebody whom you met at a party with her hands all up in your grill.
May 31st
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May 27th
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May 27th
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Weekend!
Going to spinning tomorrow morning!! And that means I can sleep in! (well, until 8am) Taking the pup off for a weekend play date. Headed out to Figure 8 for the weekend. Where I will run a 10k! (flat! warm! early in the morning!) And I will eat Mt. Tam cheese and drink pink fizzy wine on our private section of beach with a bff and my little baby chirrens.
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
“President Obama will visit Puerto Rico on June 14, the first official visit by a...”
– NYTimes (via meredithbklyn) Shout out to my Puertoricanos! (Hey Luis!)
May 26th
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I just wrote the following on my dad’s facebook wall: “did you see that there’s a bbq at the yacht club on saturday night?” who am i? do i care about the barbeque at the yacht club? no. i’d rather be drinking wine and gnawing on some Mt. Tam cheese and cornichons on the porch.
May 26th
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Oh and also
idrinkinwhatisee: I passed the PE exam. Uh huh. I am now officially a professionally licensed engineer in the state of North Carolina. BAM. YAY AND CONGRATS!!! OMG….I’m happy like it happened to me!!!!!!! WOO HOO LAUREN!!!!!
May 26th
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This has been a day.
May 25th
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May 25th
life-love-laughter asked: Hahah I'm sorry I'm a terrible online shopping influence. My friends at work told me today I was a bad shopping influence on them as well. Bad news is that I'm the worst influence on myself though!!
May 24th
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEREDITH!!!
Here is a list of things I wish for you: 96 degree weather. Oh, wait. Maybe not that one. reading ALL of the magazines!! dreams of Charleston, the Cistern, The Griffon, and AC’s just for good measure funsies with your internships bottles and oodles of wine! another meetup next week!! (shameless plug for happy hour) Anyways, hope you have a fabulous day!!!
May 24th
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If you've ever wondered what half of a bridge...
First of all here is a photo gallery of the crash site. I promise that at one point that tractor trailer was one piece of machinery. Have no fear, I bring you photos. First, the missing half of an Interstate overpass. And another view. Please notice that there are zero skid marks. A tractor trailer ran into this bridge on Monday morning. Evidently asleep since there is no sign that he did...
May 24th
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“Children who are victims of failed personal responsibility are not my problem,...”
– Tim “Not My Problem” Pawlenty explaining why providing healthcare to children under the protection of juvenile court for abuse and/or neglect isn’t something the government should do. (via jonathan-cunningham) Welp, that campaign was short. (via nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors) this is a joke, right?
May 24th
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May 23rd
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Weekend recap.
The Dear Mr. Daniels, I am your bitch edition. Friday night I went to see Bridesmaids with Meredith! It was hilarious, especially the part on the plane where Kristen Wiig is all cracked out. SHE DOES MY MOVE!! Which is what I yelled in the theater and Meredith judged me. And then agreed. Proceeded to the ill-fated construction inspection. It rained. They couldn’t do work. I wasn’t...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Update on previous post.
It is my project. Now I have to go do a site visit tomorrow. Two and a half hours away. No big deal, except that I have an inspection scheduled for the same area on Wednesday. Ohhh…broken bridges. PS - This means I will now be at the gym at 6:30am. It also means today is my last day to do office work this week as I am out for the rest of the week. PPS - I don’t like going to these...
May 23rd
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Work.
If you’re traveling on I-85 in South Carolina expect delays this week. Last night an 18-wheeler crashed into the bent at mile marker 92.5 in Gaffney. Northbound traffic is closed and there is a detour around the town. Two people died in the crash. Both were in the truck. Neither was wearing a seat belt. Wear your freaking seat belt!!! And while this is now going to be my project (or...
May 23rd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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40 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. →
May 20th
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Oh hey, Friday.
First things first. I bought these beauts today on dsw.com. I’m pretty pumped about them. I also just reallocated my retirement funds. Say what? Homegirl is in the stock market. And not just my little General fund…I diversified my investments! Big moves because I’m not quite sure what that means or what, exactly, I have done. But here’s to hoping on a good return as the...
May 20th
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In which I adore my mechanic.
My car’s A/C went out last August (you know, summer in SC). I went to get it fixed at the mechanic and it was $76. Then it went out again in, like, September. I decided not to fix it then because…well…mostly because I’m lazy. So now I figure I should get it fixed. I’m taking some friends to the fancy-beach house for Memorial Day weekend and while I don’t...
May 20th
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Cheap Mexican for lunch?
Right now, I’m all like this Because later I’mma be all like this
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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Two things:
1. I totally forgot a regular bra to the gym today and was forced to wear my sports bra all day. Does my shirt hide the fact that I’m wearing a sports bra? Not at all. In fact, it’s completely noticeable. 2. I desperately asked Heather if she could locate some shorts that I’m pretty sure I made up. They’re scallop-hemmed pink seersucker Lilly shorts. I swear that I saw...
May 19th
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whispery, shit’s-gettin’-real-post i’ve been in a funk for a long time. like a month. isn’t that too long to have the sads like 90% of the time? this makes me kind of worried.
May 18th
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May 17th
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But, for real?
My co-worker just came to get me and vent. Evidently there is a construction inspection she’s supposed to attend. They scheduled it for tonight at 9pm. Fine. Then they rescheduled again…for FRIDAY NIGHT AT 11:30PM. Her husband is out of town, she lives like 45 mins away from dt (where the construction is) and has to be at a horse show Saturday at 7:30am. Clearly, I offered to do it...
May 17th
Jaclyn Anthony Designs: Reblog This To Be Entered... →
jaclynanthonydesigns: Thank you everyone who voted! It was close, but you all chose the Elaine and Miller that can be seen above and here! To be entered into the giveaway, all you have to do is reblog this post. Your name can be entered only one time, but feel free to blog about it as much as you want :)…
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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Since I just posted about travel stuff, I'ma share...
ok, and maybe a photo of me in Fira on Santorini. in jorts. onward (in no particular order): Hike the Appalachain Trail. (Ridic I haven’t done this.) Stand on the equator. Camino in Spain - Santiago de Compostela Stargaze in Pan de Azucar, Chile watch a football/soccer match in South Africa Safari (potentially with the fam in 2015) Be on each of the 7 Continents (Antarctic cruise,...
May 16th
Jaclyn Day: John Frieda Giveaway →
Reblogged for Regina. jaclynday: MONDAY GIVEAWAY - John Frieda Frizz-Ease 3-Day Straight
May 16th
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10 Reasons You Know It's Time to Go Traveling. →
File under: I filled out my leave slip for Florence/London today. Counting down the days until I can blow this popsicle stand of a country. Get at me, July 13th!!
May 16th
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This morning I woke up and saw what I thought was my earring on my sheets. It was, instead, my teddy bear’s eye. I’ve had homeboy (name: Teddy. creative.) since I was 7. Which makes him 19 years old. So far he’s had some major back surgery and quite a bit of bean bag sagging. But never loss of a limb/accoutrement. Poor little guy.
May 16th
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May 16th
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lemon.: send me a blogger →
megwhyte: hangover: (rant time!) i am so over fashion bloggers. i know that seems super hypocritical seeing as i tend to BLOG about the fashions. and i understand that most of the girls out there capturing these images don’t dress like that all the time. but honestly? i can’t take it…
May 11th
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