April 2011
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“At the end of the day, I think the thing for which the majority of us are...”
– the ever so wise joy engel in her dating column. (via mavieenrose)
-because all i really want is a best friend who wants to bone at the end of the night-
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Alright, I'm now officially obsessed with the...
luciwithani:
I avoided it with every fiber of my being. And now I can’t get enough.
Look at how amazing Kate looks after the wedding rehearsal, what a glow!
OC Housewives Before They Were Famous →
thedailycourtney:
A. Maz. Ing.
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Royal Name Generator →
From now on you can call me Baronness Carolyn Hadley Penrycott of Columbiaham.
Clearly I’m procrastinating. And our conference room was far too cold, so I had to eat lunch at my desk.
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Y'all
It’s incredibly effing hot in South Carolina. And running 5 miles is just hard. 90 degrees and it rained earlier today, meaning like 600% humidity. Not. Cool.
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Remember JustinBobby? He is now dating Heidi... →
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the royal wedding party i'm going to
partiallycommitted:
made the list of top 10 places in the US to watch the royal wedding. um, what? AMAZING. i’m def not cool enough for this.
Def don’t want to steal Meg’s thunder, but The Lyric in BLACKSBURG is the #1 place to watch the Royal Wedding. WHAT?!
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Every year for the past 4 years I've been INSANE...
There’s a story there. But it’s sad, so I’m not gonna tell it. May 13th is my bday…and also the day I was kicked out of Blacksburg. Mini life crises. You know, the usual. Wompppp.
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gif Monday. Because...just because.
So, as it turns out - I’m quite cranky today. Possibly because I’m slightly hungover. (I didn’t miss this during sober lent.) Or maybe because I could have royally FUCKED UP whatever was happening with this boy situation after having it go really really well during the early weekend. Again, retarded drunk texts: not something I did during sober lent.
Now I’ve been at work...
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For the first time in my life, I just had the thought “shit, I really need to go running to clear out my head.”
That thought is the reason that I ran a half-marathon. I wanted to be the kind of person who did that. And now, now I am.
Very excited!! (But still in a major funk. Hence the head clearing.)
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meredithbklyn asked: After Sunday you CAN DRINK AGAIN so can we please plan a happy hour for next week? ;)
Ask me things!!! →
If anybody is even out there…siiighhh
“Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches...”
– Tom Haverford
(via americasnexttoptumblr)
yes.
(via jenny-jenny-bo-benny)
I almost peed when he said food rakes.
(via anniehinton)
I literally couldn’t breathe. And Luke’s parents are visiting and if they didn’t know I was insane by now - it’s official.
(via luciwithani)
omg…my sister...
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Rubber band theory
Alright, y’all. I know. I’m lame. But I also don’t care. So here goes:
I was reading Cosmo (judge me) the other night when I came across an article about the rubber-band theory. (After some research, this is originally from the book Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. Shocker.)
Basically, it says that for guys, they start wanting to be with you when they spend time away...
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Jersey Shore cast can't drink while filming in... →
MIGHT I ADD THAT THEY ARE FILMING IN FLORENCE THIS SUMMER.
YOU GUYS.
FLORENCE. THIS. SUMMER.
I. AM. GOING. TO. BE. IN. FLORENCE. THIS. SUMMER.
SOMEBODY FIND OUT DATES!! AND WHAT THEY’RE GOING TO DO!!!
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Financial Pish Posh
Since I can’t be trusted to immediately transfer money from my checking account to my savings account every other Tuesday (pay day), I had to set up an automatic transfer. This makes me scurred. Because I’m used to using that money for foolish things.
But alas, I really feel like I should start being more responsible so I can do ridiculous things like putting at least 20% down on both...
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I referred to pubic lice as "panty crickets" in my...
nerdsquared:
and completely kept my composure.
Reblogging because this will never not be funny to me.
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WHERE THE HECK DID I PUT MAGGIE’S COLLAR?!???
And how does one even lose their dog’s collar? Ugh…I’m in a glass case of emotion.
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Single lady rantings.
1. it’s really hard to like a boy.
2. that’s stupid because i’m almost 26 and i used the term “like a boy.”
3. my male co-worker today recommend that i read “Wild at Heart” which is a Christian book, but evidently all of the Christian reviewers hate it? Evidently it says a lot about why guys are the way they are. And evidently also only loosely ties in...
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Diet and Exercise the Best Way To Lose Weight. →
umm…i mean, duh.
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Kate: also just to let you know we were in the mystic circle when we left your vm
I. Am. Dying.
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On April 16th
because I feel like I should post about it.
But this year, I’m getting to be in a better place about everything. So. Instead of a new post, I’ll just refer you to last year’s.
Here you can find the speech that Nikki Giovanni gave at the Convocation. My own words will never be able to describe the feeling I had at that time.
And here are some pictures from my old phone taken...
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2:17.36
Not too shabby for my first half. Including some torrential downpour and a tres necessary potty break around mile 7. On a hilly course. That’s 10:32 min miles.
Bridget came down from Charlotte to run the 5k while I did the half. Then afterwards, we clearly needed a photo together.
When I got home, my roommates had lovingly bought me a flower arrangement as a “congrats” on...
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