March 2011
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In which maybe I'm good at my job?
Big Boss: You did a really good job today with the Secretary [South Carolina Secretary of Transportation]
Me: Umm...thanks. I just answered his questions.
Big Boss: Yes, well...I always get a liiiiiiiittle nervous when you talk because I have no idea what's going to come out *while holding his fingers about 3 cm from one another*
Me: Uh. I guess you've never been to a meeting with me. I can turn my professionalism on when I need to evidently.
Big Boss: That's good to know! Nice work!
“They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...”
– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert)
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Self-realization: facebook movie list edition
Just looked at the “info” tab on my facebook.
You should know that I haven’t really ever changed any of the things on this particular section. Like, since I got facebook in 2005. In fact, I recently* added this “I love giggle fits. I like sleeping. I hate wearing pants. When I drink too much my eyes look in different directions” to my “about me” section....
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A list of "do not want."
To go running. It’s rainy and cold and I just don’t want to. Even if there is pizza at the end.
To keep thinking about this damn boy. Because that shit’s ridiculous. As much fun as it is to have a little crush, it’s obnoxious due to the fact that he’s one of my friends and I worked hard to get friends here. If we did anything and it didn’t work out, I’m...
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My fave song on "femme fatale" would be titled...
Burn it all down Need to buy another round Till you light up in the sound of the speaker Show your knee socks Put tequila on the rocks Till you make your body pops to the speaker Burn it all down Need to buy another round Till you light up in the sound of the speaker Show your knee socks Put tequila on the rocks Till you make your body pops to the speaker (I wanna go) Downtown where my...
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When was the last time...
a 60+ year old man hollered “Hey good lookin’!!” at you in a convention center where you were attending a work conference?
The last time it happened to me? Today.
(Whatever, he’s harmless and adorable. Work cheek kisses all day every day.)
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WatchBritney Spears’s “Hold It Against Me” performance on GMA this morning. I’m recording it, but clearly couldn’t wait to watch it.
And I’m watching it at work. Volume all the way up. Because today and tomorrow I’m at an engineering conference all day. I pre-deserve this. And let’s be honest, my fellow cube-landians love it.
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Potential Britney tour dates?
i hope this is the legit tour list bc she’s stopping in my city!!!!!! http://www.hollyscoop.com/music/britney-spears/britney-preps-for-tour—with-enrique-iglesias_2598.aspx akriviii
i hope it’s different, because i want my date to be in the summer,...
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Today would have been my friend Jarrett’s 26th birthday. I met him freshman year as I would sleep on his dorm room floor when the guy I was hooking up with and I had a fight and I was too drunk to walk back to my dorm.
We were in civil engineering together and sat next to one another every chance we got.
Despite the fact that he was a Duke fan, he was also one of the nicest people anybody...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY J!!!
Here is an old school picture of myself and J from TwoHippieChic.
I wish you the best of birthdays, fun with your mini-me and fam and many delicious drinks. Oh, and I wish that your hangover isn’t too bad.
Miss and looove you tons, friend!!!
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Nicholas Sparks and UNC in the elite eight.
Happy North Carolina Sunday to meeee!!!
GO HEELS!!!
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I had a really good night, y'all.
And in my sobriety I managed to stay out at bars from 1pm to 1am. Then refuse Pita Pit since I hadn’t been drinking.
Obviously there was also a boy involved. #isn’ttherealways
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haygirlhay:
Britney Spears | Up N’ Down
The 90s...
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Luke: Dad, Whats Jagermeister??
Phil: You know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that except you don’t wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
- Modern Family
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Y’all…I am so ready to bust out the frisbee again. Warmer temps mean that I can go to the park, the beach, concerts, what have you and toss this baby ‘round and ‘round.
I know it’s weird to really love frisbee, but it’s one of those things that I’ve loved at all stages of my life. We used to picnic during lunch in high school (no matter it was at a drug...
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Drunkest Cities in Amrrrrika.
Late List: The Drunkest Cities in America.
I’m just going to list these and then bold the cities in which I’ve been drunk.
Hilo, Hawaii
Kapa’a, Hawaii
Fargo, ND
Butte-Silver Bow, MT
Bozeman, MT (hey Caxy!!)
Milwaukee, WI
Bridgeport-Stamford, CT
Hilton Head Island, SC
San Francisco, CA
Wilmington, NC (hey beach house!)
I don’t know what this says about me,...
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It's really difficult and sucky to be 25 and give...
Things that have been miserable thusfar:
My friend’s surprise bachelorette party
Not being able to partake in microbrews in Chicago
NCAA Tournament
St. Patrick’s Day street festival
Things that will suck in the future:
Not being drunk at St. Baldrick’s (what? you don’t have cancer charity events at bars where you live?)
Not having celebratory beers and oyster shots...
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meredithbklyn:
organizingthesoup:
25 and gray: Why our hair is aging faster than ever
why I take a B vitamin every day!
Mine is genetic. Momma and I both started going gray around 24. Sweet.
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Rhymes
Me: If you’re not boozin’, you’re losin!
Mom: If you’re jailin, we ain’t bailin!
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$1500 later and I'm booked for Tuscany and London.
Traveling on family vacation with six people. Only two share the same last name. Drunkscation 2k11 hurr I come.
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lj's days: I know I'm tardy to the party →
idrinkinwhatisee:
but Girl Talk is fantastic running music. Between the 2 “albums” I now have and DJ ChaChi’s bootleg mash up, I think I am set for music for the half I’m running in 2.5 weeks.
Side note… I went for a lunch time run today (oh hey sunburn!) and realized that I think about the most ridiculous…
I need to make a hashtag of when I read things Lauren posts and have already...
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"...she felt something was still continuing with... →
LONGS, SC (WMBF) – A Longs man convicted of having sex with a horse more than once has been released from prison after serving 16 months, and must now undergo two years of probation.
According to the Department of Probation, Parole and Pardon Services, Rodell Vereen, 51, was released on March 1, thus beginning his two year probation sentence. Vereen must also register has a sex offender.
At the...
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Somebody hacked into the Variable Message Signs in... →
As happened in Texas in 2009, somebody in SC hacked into the VMS and warned drivers of Zombies, hunters and tanks.
Do you know how tempting it is to be in a Transportation Management Center with access to all of the state’s message boards and not be able to change them?!?
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True Confession Tuesday
My hair looks like that of a sister wife today.
Do not know how to make it quit.
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“If he got drunk enough, he could drown the war for a time. He soon began...”
– Laura Hillenbrand, Unbroken. As recounted by WWII vet and Olympic track star Louie Zamperini. 