March 2011
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All you have to do to officiate a wedding in South...
I’ll be updating my voter registration and paying $25 this week thankyouverymuch. cool kids officiate their roommates’ weddings.
Mar 1st
February 2011
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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It is 84 degrees outside.
and I don’t hate it at all.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Two quick Sunday items.
1. Ran the 10k in 59:18, a 9:33 mile pace. So I beat my goal, yay!! And the first three miles was completely uphill and crazy hard. My running coach agreed and said it was one of the more difficult 10k’s. 2. VIRGINIA TECH BEAT #1 DUKE LAST NIGHT!!!! This TOTALLY makes up for UNC losing to Duke….OMG!!!!!
Feb 27th
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Craziest Friday night EVER.
jk. i made spaghetti for me and my roommate. then we watched tv. after that it was fro-yo. while watching last night’s jersey shore. packed for charleston and now i’m off to bed. but that’s because i’m running a 10k tomorrow!! trying to get a solid sub-60 minutes which should be doable since i ran one last year with minimal training in 1 hr 42 seconds. so wish me luck!...
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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The Social Security Administration attracts an...
SO TRUE. I’m in the same building - a floor above. You would not believethe miscreants that are all up in my biz in the elevator.
Feb 25th
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Y'all really...just LOOK at this!!!
Julie Andrews, Le Mes, “Go The Distance” (probably one of my top 5 fave Disney songs, yet completely glossed over because Hercules just wasn’t that great). I’ve also heard Glee’s “Defying Gravity,” “Under the Sea,” and “Honor To Us All” from Mulan. Loving it.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Storm clouds may gather, And stars may collide But I love you (I love you) Until the end of time(until the end of time) I’m listening to the Showtunes station on Pandora (judge me) and “Come What May” from Moulin Rouge just came on. This is one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s possible that I will be watching this tonight (and crying) while eating my spaghetti...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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FratMusic →
life-love-laughter: lins-ann: such an awesome site full of pre-made playlists for pregames, studying, and my personal fave “throwbacks” aka Bootylicious by Destiny’s Child!  Just rekindled my love with fratmusic.com. Sooo many great stations I don’t know which one to choose!  Since I’m a creeper, I also know that fratmusic has a tumblr. They don’t really update, but how could I...
Feb 25th
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thedailycourtney: “I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics. I f***ed too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.” Gotta love George Clooney.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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ILikeYourWigJanice: Reasons why I could never... →
stickyheels: 1. Today’s outfit: black tights, black booties, black turtleneck, grey skirt, oh and I forgot jewelry. 2. I’m not big on showering before work. I shower at night so my hair is pretty much sub-par at 9:00 am. 3. I don’t see anyone at work all day. I have a coworker who works on… Oh hey, my life. Except I work with all middle aged men. In a construction-related field. I can...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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That awk moment when somebody you've slept with...
Feb 23rd
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Just gathered the courage to peep my pics from...
There are none of the outdoors. It is solely photos of my friends and me getting hammered in dark bars. This could explain how I slept through my friend throwing up on me in the middle of the night. (Don’t worry…it wasn’t really on me. It was on the comforter of the bed we were sharing.)
Feb 23rd
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Chicks in Science
twohippiechic: This would be the name of a STEM (science, technology, engineering, math) program, put on by a college to encourage young girls to get interested in math and science. Yes, let’s get them interested in math and science by degrading them by calling them chicks. <end minor feminist rant>  As a “chick” in science I just find this stoopid. With two...
Feb 22nd
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BREAKING NEWS: Beamer relieves Stinespring of... →
fuckyeahvirginiatech: Virginia Tech Hokies head football coach Frank Beamer has relieved offensive coordinator Bryan Stinespring of his play-calling duties and turned them over to quarterbacks coach Mike O’Cain. YOU GUYS THIS IS AWESOME. But I’m assuming it’s partially due to the fact that Shane Beamer was the Offensive coach at USC (cocks, not trojans) and just moved back to Bburg...
Feb 22nd
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Texts from my sister.
What time are you planning on getting here on sat? I think we’re doing beerlympics from 2 - 5 so I wanna know if you gon be my partner Oh hey nbd…just playing some beerlympics with college kids this weekend. What’s up, grownup?
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Tuesday morning: ROFL edition.
And I hate using the term “ROFL,” but I think it might actually be happening. My two co-workers and I sent in powerpoints about our accomplishments over the past year to our team leader. We might have been somewhat lackadaisical in our presentations, but all of the required information was included. So here is the email that we got in response: Each of you SUCK.  Apparently, my...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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I have two questions.
1. Why in the world does this guy want to go out with me THREE times in one week?? There must be something wrong with him*. 2. What do we do on Thursday when I get done with work at 5pm and have to leave town at 6:30pm? This is a serious question. I’m at a loss. ???? *Not really, but check out the adorbs text I got at 10:40 this morning (after we had a date last night): “Wanna...
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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le "mish-mash"
- Date #2 last night went well. He called after to make sure that I got home ok. And to wish me safe travels this weekend. Adorbs. - I’m in the office today, then an Asphalt Paving Association meeting all day tomorrow, up to Charlotte for the night and then leaving for Cali - Oh, I’m going to SoCal for the weekend! I know you know this, but I’m still reeeally excited! - My...
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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You know what? Nevermind.
Feb 15th
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I have braces and I just ate an entire bag of popcorn*. Invisalign for the win. *Please don’t judge me. I had a can of vegetable beef soup and an apple for lunch. I gots me a case of the noms.
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Flytrap greeting cards: "I'm so glad we're in a... →
A day late, but these cards are hilarious. Check out this etsy shop because I’m peeing on myself over here.
Feb 15th
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Evidently today is for reblogging...
because y’all are on fiyah with your posts. It’s also about me discussing this five-hour date. Edited - I’ve decided it’s bad juju to write about it. But I still think Salty Nut is a great bar and Andy is wrong. (He’s right. It’s dirty and narsty, but I love it.)
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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