Top 10 Things You Didn't Learn in School. →
#6 Re: Justin Bieber - “But everyone already knew he was an accident.”
Public transportation makes my heart flutter.
I leave for a 12-day long trip to Seattle and Portland on Sunday. I’m super stoked, but I’m working between my schedule, and two other peoples’ in two different cities. Needless to say, I’m trying to do some planning. My friend in Seattle leaves on a business trip on Thursday. However, my friend in Portland doesn’t return from a business trip until Friday. Conundrum....
Co-worker email exchange.
Bridge Engineer: (to whole office) Someone left a white sweater in my office?
Financial Specialist: That is kind of strange.
Bridge Engineer: Yes it is. It turns out that it belonged to Rose???????????????
(Rose is a secretary)
Financial Specialist: THAT IS SO WEIRD.
Bridge Engineer: I know. What was she doing in here taking her sweater off??
This is even funnier if you know that our bridge engineer has been married, and divorced, 3 times and loves Britney Spears. But not like I love her. For pervy old man reasons. So the fact that he sent out an office-wide "why is there women's clothing" email to the entire office just made Tuesday that much more hilarious.
The financial specialist is my work bff, Lindsay. So she got the joke and forwarded me their email convo. Then convinced me to blog it.
Since I am going to spinning this evening, I have my gym clothes in my cube. However, I also went to the gym this morning. They are sweaty clothes. Now my cube (and a large portion of cube land) smell like my nasty sweat. Ew.
CHEERWINE FILLED KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!!!!!! →
You're motherfucking welcome. I LOVE soccer boys. →
NO HOOTING IN SOUTH CAROLINA!! →
I’m gonna go to Sullivan’s and see if I can get a $500 citation for excessive hooting. Hey, gotta have goals.
Glee producers 'ban sex on set after young cast...
givealittleheartandsoul: pigtailsbowsxsandos: drareg: The creators of Glee, the hugely successful cult television show, have been forced to issue a “no sex” on set order amid claims some cast members flouted rules banning romantic contact during production. Ryan Murphy, one of the creators and producers of the smash hit American musical comedy show, was forced to issue the special...
Evidently Microsoft Word doesn't think that...
You did such a great job, here's more work!
Evidently the people at Headquarters don’t get that I’m busy. Turns out that all of the nationwide “going green” folks turned in our shit on time. Because of that, we’ve been given another task. One that involves lanyards. You’ve got to be effing kidding me. I had to wear a neon blue lanyard in high school. No way in hell am I wearing one for the...
Where in the world is Mark Sanford? http://huff.to/czrqSJ– HuffPostPol hehe….I just have to laugh at this Mark Sanford dude, he cracks me up. I wish I could disappear from work and not get fired for it…oh wait I can… occasionally!! (via wlfpackgirl) South Carolina edit: He’s waayyyy better than our Lt. Gov. So that’s why he didn’t get...
I didn't realize so many people hated shorts... →
1. This made me laugh because it talks about when the temperature is “pushing 90.” Heh. Try when you take your dog for a walk and it’s already 92 outside. 2. I freaking love shorts. I don’t get why people are scared of them? Self-consious about shorts?? That’s just crazy talk! They’re my fave article of clothing!! (Umm..other than seersucker skirts, that is.)
oh, hey work.
I find you to be quite oppresive to my social life during construction season. I realize that asphalt doesn’t pave in cold weather, but it’s now well over 100 degrees a day and I need that tar-infused petroleum waste to be down at 325 degrees. That’s damn hot. And when you pave at night it hinders my sleeping time. K, and also it’s hard to not sleep on the weekends and...
So you treat your love like a firefly, like it only gets to shine for a little...– Miranda Lambert The fireflies are out in full bloom in my backyard. It reminds me of growing up and seeing the first fireflies of the season and knowing summer was here.
“The Lizzie McGuire Movie.” It’s spectacular. Don’t judge me because I know all of the songs. I’m a 25-year-old teeny bopper and proud of it. H.Duff makes me smile :)
In honor of that 20 things I wish I'd known at 20...
ilikeyourwigjanice: Let’s start a new theme. Things I should know by my late 20s. I’ll start… I should know by my late 20s that I shouldn’t drink my dinner. What I gain in less calories and less money spent I make up for with shameful decisions and deathly hangovers. Welcome to my current life. Ha! Perfect summary.
The other one is Daisy.
You were right, I totally forgot Daisy’s name. But it’s because I never see her sweet pics.
This year's summer vacay...
to Seattle and Portland!!!! My roomie from the sorority house lives in Seattle and my roomie from Atlanta lives in Portland. I haven’t been to the Pacific Northwest since I was, like, ten…so it’s time to return. I bought my ticket today from Charlotte to Seattle for $408. That’s a freaking incredible deal, so I’m pretty excited. And it will be retarded. Especially...
I just made a purchase on Gilt Groupe. For my dog. Ugh.
Tuesday new album artists that I’m excited to listen to while checking out Interstate rehab plans: - Tom Petty (going to his concert in September!!) - Oasis - Clay Walker - Nappy Roots So I’m glad those all mesh, right? We’ve got some rock, alt, country and rap. Very excited about today’s music choices!
The new "X-tina" album?
…not so much. I saw an interview with her (Christina Aguilera, just in case you don’t know to whom “x-tina” refers) and she said that her new album (Bionic) will be a return to her pop days. She said that she hasn’t done a real “pop” album since her first one (Genie in a Bottle was an amazing song). Ok, well I’m listening to it, and…no....
Rule number 76: No excuses, play like a champion.– A couple of weeks ago, one of my friends got dared to crash a wedding. Basically, there was a 700 person wedding at the governor’s mansion for some real estate family. My friend was dared to go to the wedding and find a boy and get a date. Done. and. Done. So last night, my two friends and I...
Dog farts and Palmetto bugs.
I’m dog-sitting my friend’s golden lab, Dickson for two weeks. Dickson is my puppy Maggie’s boyfriend. Well, last night Dickson slept beside my bed. It was cute. Until 1 on the morning when he farted. Like, HARD CORE. Seriously, I thought he pooped. I even looked around to find the poop. As I’m looking around, I glance at the picture of my Momma and sister on my headboard...
I’m a winner and you’re fat.
can we go somewhere private and kiss for real?– weatherman (via walksinbeauty) SO ROMANTIC! hahaha
In which Charles Barkley is my fave SNL host.
The new game show segment, since Will Ferrel left. The category is famous movie quotes.
Talk show host: May the Force be
Charles Barkley: Equal to mass times acceleration!
Talk show host: How do you even know that?!
The fact that Chace Crawford got busted for having...
just makes me love him more. Hot. Hot. Hot. And the kid knows how to party. We should just start dating now.
I’ve been in the NBA a long time, I know a freaky white girl when I see...– Charles Barkley hosting SNL. I love him. Like the time my mom pointed him out at the Kerr Drugs (now Eckerds) in MacGregor Village. Totes got his autograph on a Hurricane Tracking Map.
Housewife is poor, not just broke. →
Evidently the Giudice’s owe too much on broken tables…
I think today I will get my hair cut. At great clips. Because I’m a baller.