So I know I’ve been obnoxiously talking about it, but the day has come. I got my “braces” today! Anddd I’m going to have a killer headache later. Womp womp. Straight teef, here I come!!
Things that are not worth a free computer...
message responses literally eating my dash.
TMI Tuesday? Ask away, if you wish. →
Going to the gym, teleworking and then getting my invisalign!!! Super excited for this day!!!
My dog just turned off the entire entertainment...
While sniffing at the surge protector. Don’t worry, she turned it back on.
Obama proposes two year salary freeze for Federal... →
Meh. It’s only a 1.2% pay increase. We get it every year for the cost of living adjustment. And, honestly? My friends who work for the State or even the private sector don’t get that. I never understood why we were assured a minimal “raise” each year anyways. I believe that every so often somebody (you know, the infamous “they”) looks at federal salaries vs....
First of all, I totally forgot deoderant today. TMI? We’ll let my co-workers answer that one… Secondly, speaking of co-workers…evidently some of them don’t have any work to catch up on and are just trying to annoy the shit out of me by blabbering in cubeland. Bah! I have stuff to do from the four-day weekend. Shut. The. Eff. Up. /endrant
I’m starting to pack up my stuff tomorrow to move in with Melissa and Sean. Three’s Company in THIRTEEN DAYS!!!! My bffs get to Charlotte for the ACC Championship game on FRIDAY. Thanksgiving is ovaaaaa! Christmas plans are set and I can get into the spirit! I get my first invisalign trays on Tuesday!! All sorts of excitement for this Sunday night. Now, let’s watch some...
"W. Still the President" stickers are apparently...
nerdsquared: Welcome back to THE ETERNAL DARKNESS OF HELL! Columbia! Y’all, I keep telling you it’s not just me who feels this way about Columbia/South Carolina!!!!!!!
Dammit. This is what happens when they give us... →
I am literally giggle-fitting over these iphone auto corrects. Yes, I know I’m extremely behind the curve on this one. However, there are legit tears streaming down my face right now. For example, dude tried to say “hi tallman” and it ended up “hi taliban.” I mean, do you know how funny that is to me?!?
My dad sent the menu for Thanksgiving...
Please see my comments in italics Appetizers pate, - no, really, we’re having pate for thankgiving?? sausages from D’Artagnan. Ham from Honey Baked. Neuske bacon. Many cheeses. - btw: this is stanky cheese. on a cheese board. my 7 year old brother can identify each kind. because that’s what makes cool 2nd graders. La Farm rolls and bread. Neomonde hummus, fatuous and...
Thanksgiving: do. not. want.
In case you were wondering, I've already reblogged...
what’s the opposite of facepalm? because that’s how i feel about that sitch.
Raleigh-Durham featured as "Axis of Cool" by New... →
champagnetoasts: We’re moving on up, folks! Terrific article… That’s. Right. Bitches. When people ask me where I’m from can I just tell them that I grew up in the Axis of Cool? I don’t know why I’m asking; that’s going to happen.
upon reflecting on some of my most meaningful friendships via the facebook friendship pages (don’t judge) i realized the importance of my time living in wyoming. when i was out there i didn’t have internet, worked outside all day, didn’t have phone service between 6am and 6pm on the mountain and was 2 hours behind the east coast. needless to say, in a town of 6,000 in the middle...
In which I was right all along.
In order to approve any utility construction/placement in the state right of way, we have a manual to contain the regulations, etc. It lives in my boss’s office. It recently went missing and, for some reason*, everybody thought I had taken it and forgotten about it. I totes didn’t. I thought it was the new kid that I’m not a fan of. Please see this email from my boss notifying me...
To Helen back.
I went to Helen, GA this weekend with a group of folks for a mountain weekend of sorts. Got up there Friday around 4 after visiting the skankiest town ever. Helen is an “oasis” of sorts in the North Georgia “mountains.” It’s modeled after a German town. Founded in the ’70s. So. Freaking. Random. And incredibly red. (as in redneck) So anyways, we had a really...
Shit my kids ruined →
I don’t have a kid. Mostly for the reasons shown. But it is funny.
Reason #741 to run
bendoeslife: It gives you an hour away from Facebook. And when you get back, that cute dude, or really hot girl, will probably have sent you a message. And if you get back and there’s no new message? Hey, at least you ran. Get outta my mind!! Hahahaha
for dinner tonight i had 1/2 a bottle of wine. dessert was chef boyardee mini ravioli. i just burped up dinner and it tasted like dessert. ‘sup wednesday? ughhh
Confession of the Day
sadlerjm: I am totally in love with my new onesie!! That is all. Hi, I’ve been spreading the onesie love since Xmas 2005, y’all. About damn time you joined me. Don’t you remember when I wore it to “pajama” chapter and won the Kappa Kutie award? I mean, duh.
Flight to Charlotte
sadlerjm: = Booked. oh, hey….we’re going to die. Did I forget to remind everyone that you can buy beer at NFL stadiums even if NCAA teams are playing? I did forget that? Rut. Roh.
Things I spent 2.5 hrs watching tonight:
Ice Road Truckers deadliest roads in the world. I missed one episode to watch Glee. Worth it. “Mr Shu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I would get frustrated because M and N were so close to each other and I couldn’t finish.”
Things I just bought because I have no...
and I get paid 3 times this month. This lovely dress that I can wear to work with black tights and all sorts of cuteness happening: Not to be outdone - my second choice for NYE outfit. Or, you know, just wearing sparkly dresses (TAYLOR SWIFT) in general: And, of course orange and maroon shoe clips. I mean, duh.
-normajean: K.Cav speaks to my heart.
Pet peeve: I am not a man. I loathe it when people send out emails and address them to “Gentlemen.” Because, look…you know me and you know that I am a Lady. Besides the fact that you effing typed in my email address and Carolyn is not a boy name.
From this weekend:
GO HOKIES!!! Go Cocks!! SEC-East Champs first time evaaaa!! I might be going to Atlantic City for NYE. Three’s Company is alive and well. All sorts of excitment leading up to moving day in less than a month! I just absolutely love Trans Siberian Orchestra and Manheim Steamroller. Too bad, so sad that TSO is coming on Dec 4th which is the ACC Championship game. Lame. AND Manheim is coming...
What has two thumbs and forgot to turn her race...
this guy. bah.
Charleston - Cooper River Bridge
Taken when I took an “accidental” wrong turn and ended up on the Ravenel bridge.
I LOVE ACC BASKETBALL.
Welcome to the 2010/2011 season, y’all. Lipscomb at UNC….GO HEELS. Because I’m a Tar Heel born and bred. Campbell at VT…GO HOKIES!!!!! I know it’s still technically football season. And the VT is playing at UNC tomorrow, but I was raised a Carolina basketball fan and I don’t think that will ever change. As much as I love love love football, I’m from...